I was a Tampa Bucs fan till a week or two ago a fair=weather fan but being a football fan everyone should know that Farve is the best quarterback bar none, even if he a #%$^%$$^%& Packer. Whats that smell Limbruger god those cheese heads will be here soon, Really I like the packers alot and am rooting for Pittsburgh right now. I live in Tampa but from up near Buffalo so I have many favorite teams.
Actaully those foam rubber cheeseheads smell worse than limberger when they get warm in the sun. Something about the plastic. Its a good thing that we don't have a lot of warmth here - especially toward formal rival Tampa Bay.
I have given up on pro football....our teams here in Florida keep letting me down. I prefer to watch the college games.
I must say I get a little nervous when you guys talk about "women from the FSU" as my daughter is a freshman at Florida State University!
Wessman, I live a little south of you, but I am also from upstate NY, several years ago. Sure don't miss those winters.
Yeah Neonred, not even for a visit unless for a birth, don't croak after Labor day or before Memorial day. My brother was 2 years older than me so when he turned tweleve I made him get a morning paper route, it consisted of mostly the beach homes on Lake Ontario. So you know 40 below and the wind blowing 40 too. After a week he quit completely, me I got another morning route and tewo night routes and delivered papers for eight years.Every morning my mantra was when I am old enough I will move to a tropical climate. Old enough was 21. I lived under the roller-coaster at Dreamland Amusement Park in Sea Breeze if you ever been to Rottenchester.
Jet, is that what that smell is the foam cheese slices they wear on their heads, after three quarters of football at Raymond James stadium in the Florida heat you can imagine then.Worse than catfish bait. I'm gaging!!
It may be why Tampa Bay was taken from our division (never mind the fact that Detroit, Minnesota, Chicago and Green Bay are all so ridiculously far from Tampa Bay). It might be that our fom rubber cheese heads were causing considerable fumes and polution in the greater Tampa area - all originating from the basking sun of Raymond James Stadium.
Oh and....Go Russian women.... yeah in the Former Soviet Union AND Florida State University.
While every one else is going back to real grass, they are going to rip up the grass field at Doak Campbell Stadium at the end of the year and put in a new synthetic turff surface.
Hey Wess,
I don't know who Brett Farve is and I wasn't drinking when I did this. I was being terminally STUPID. I forgot I was 49 not 19 and jumped over a 6' fence onto concrete. So I went to the podiatrist today and he said "you idiot I can't handle that". Referred me to the big man on campus who also called me an idiot and wants to cover me in plaster. Kinky.
Meanwhile it has put a crimp in my Russian forays because of the drugs! I can't trust myself they all look fantastic. So I'm coming off the codeine before I do something equally stupid to jumping off a 6' fence. Oh Christ I need to lie down. Excuse me.
Steve
Maybe you should not go to sleep with all that codeine in you, that would put a crimp in your Russia forays for sure! I hope for you after the bone heals you don't get planter facia, well you might need some time to wotk out the logistics of you trip and pare down that list of 40 women to one or two, LoL Don't sweat the small stuff like Brett, get well.
It is refreshing to find someone as equally as screwed up as we are.
IZI at 46 last week I found out that riding dirts bikes again is not something for a mature man like me. Last time anything on my body got that stiff was from the blizzard of 78
Thanks for the compliment Toad. If you can't laugh at yourself there are plenty of people who will do it for you. I have proved it many times.
Stuff dirt bikes - that is even more preplanned than what I did. Mine was a spur of the moment, snap decision that I should have known better if I had given it some thought. You know, kind of like picking up a hooker in Bang Kok and thinking she is going to teach you the tea ceremony.
Dirt bikes is something akin to playing Russian roulette but with 5 chambers loaded and one empty. You are bonkers. I'll stick to fishing. The odds of one of the fish muscling up the line and duffing me up are slim.
Nope! I make it a rule never to catch anything bigger than me. A silly restrictive rule I know but somehow it all makes sense. Therefore I bait with shrimp and squid and avoid using old boots or garbage can lids. I figure small bait small fish. of course you never know what mother nature will throw at you but I think I have loaded the dice.
Tonight I saw a program on TV about mentally ill Australians tagging bull sharks. These buggers were 18' long. Now look, I don't mean to interfere but you people down there need to find a new f!@#$%^ hobby. If you aren't wrestling crocodiles you are playing with 18' frigging sharks. This is not funny. Harm can come to a young man doing these things. The Russians play chess, the Chinese are into mah jong. there is a lesson in this. Pay attention. I like you guys and it would disturb me if I discovered you had been eaten by a bloody great shark due to a testosterone driven whim. So please tell all your neigbours and relatives to get a grip and leave the wildlife alone before you bloody well annoy it.
I will never watch the Discovery Channel again!
Whoever gave william shatner his famous "to boldly go where no man has gone before" must have been an aussie, lol....those f**ckers are nuts. I love them.
Best sailing and bar brawl partners you'd ever want by your side.
izifaddag,
perhaps
".The Russians play chess, the Chinese are into mah jong. there is a lesson in this. ."
but,
with about 1 billion Chinese, they probably do not play mah jong ALL the time!