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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > moving things to russia Author Post jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/18/2008 12:52:47 PM   danny: You have a very vivid imagination. I will grant you that. (Which makes me wonder if you tell the truth about ANYTING). I like younger women. Did you get that? I said WOMEN! She's TWENTY EIGHT FREaKIN' YEARS OLD! YOU MORON! Do you know how old TWENTY EIGHT IS!???? ITS NOT HIGH SCHOOL! Are you smoking crack or something?!?!? There is a WORLD OF DIFFERENCE between a TWENTY EIGHT YEAR OLD AND A CHILD! (And trust me danny - I would never go NEAR a daughter of yours - even if she was 50 and I was 50. I'm sure she would be dumb as a rock just like her father and just as ugly.) jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/18/2008 1:04:23 PM   Were you that stupid in school? Teacher: "Danny, how much is 28?" Danny: "Duh... 28 is uh,...um,....28 is TWELVE. Right Teacher?" ANd did they then chase you from the school building? Is that why you stopped going? jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/18/2008 1:16:18 PM   Danny - seriously, have you ever been diagnosed with any sort of mental illness? Have you received an sort of treatment in Australia? nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2008 5:06:33 AM   Wow 250 bucks for a fishing trip, lots of stupid people in Dannys neighborhood, then I'm not surprised. Keep up hating us Americans Danny, I love it. Hate is evolved from jealousy. Danny sounds like to me your buying a partner or what you define your pathetic relationship. I've never had to ante up money for a friend or partners house. I mean if she's got all this going for her, you should sit back and enjoy the ride and be the mooch that you really are. Jet, I think Dannys new name should be Aqualung. I can see danny sitting on the park bench. Though now I'm not sure how to drool. I'm working on text to help most english speakers translate dannys writings. God my wife spells and articulates better than he does and she's only a couple of years into full english speaking mode. Dannys still practicing after 37 years. nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2008 5:21:50 AM   Martin, I found it, its www.fionca.com, its some Australian animal dating website. LEARNING TO ARTICULATE WITH DANNY3777 This is learning to spell with DANNY 377. I'm DANNY377, and today we are gonna spell the word________________. Now let's use it in a sentence. Adobe: After my apartment was broken into, the policeman asked me, how'd they get in? I said adobe open out back. Afford: I wanted to buy a Cadillac, but then had to settle for afford. Assert: On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady doesn't smell liquor on my breath. Baghdad: I always wondered what was in the Baghdad used to drink out of, when he was sitting on the front porch. Beware: I asked the man at the employment office, is this beware I find a job? Button: My girlfriend Jasmin bought some leopard skin stretch pants. I said girl you won't get your button them! Cadaver: I told my buddy Errol that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver. Candidate: I saw my buddy Melvin the other day, and I said Melvin candidate your mama. Catacomb: I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last week and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb. Cantilever: My old lady complains all the time, but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever. Condom: The man I sold a watch to says it was no good. He said I condom. Clothesline: When I came home the other night, I found my clothesline on the porch. Data: At my dart game the other night, I scored thirty points, and my couch said data boy DANNY . Decide: My favorite girl is Yolonda, but I like to keep a couple on decide. Derange: Derange is where the deer and antelope play. Dimension: A lot of ladies wanted to now what DANNY looks like. Well I'm tall, dark and not dimension handsome. Disappointment: My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, he's going to send me back to the big house. Fascinate: My friend bought a nice sweater with ten buttons on it but they are so big they can only fascinate. Foreclose: If I don't pay my alimony this month, I'll have more money foreclose. Fortify: I asked the lady at the counter how much for the watch? She said fortify dollars. Homo: My wife called me at the bar the other night, she said are you coming homo what? Income: My girlfriend and I just got comfortable when income my wife. Iraq: My buddy Jarvis and I went down to the pool hall Saturday. I said Iraq and you can break. Israel: Some guy tried to sell me a Rolex watch the other day. I said hey man that looks fake! He said no man that watch Israel. July: After my trial, my mamma asked me, did you tell the truth or July? Letter: My girlfriend came knocking on my door the other night, but I wouldn't letter in. Manual: I told my buddy Errol, manual get yourself in trouble if you keep messing with that chick. Mannequin: I saw Michael Jordan at the Palace the other night, that mannequin sure can play some ball. Mister: My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister. Oreo: I told my friend if he wanted my watch, he could pay me 50 bucks now oreo me 100 bucks on Friday. Paramour: I was playing cards with my buddy Antoinee and I said what you got? He said I got an Ace high and you're going to need a paramour to beat me. Photo: I went down to the car lot to buy a car and the salesman asked me if I wanted a two door or photo. Polyp: On my way home from work the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-40. Potato: All my friends are always trying to tell me what is going on, potato know crap! Rectum: I had two Cadillacs, but my girlfriend rectum both. Seldom: I had two tickets and I seldom to my friend. Stain: My family stopped by the other day, so I asked them, do you plan on stain? Subpoena: I went to the 2 live Crew concert the other night and the lines were so long at the johns, subpoena the sink. Tripoli: I was going to buy my girlfriend some new shoes the other day, but I couldn't find any, she wears a Tripoli. Undermine: There's a fine looking woman living in the apartment right undermine. Urinal: After the police broke down my front door, they said, Darnell urinal lot of trouble. Vitamin: When the preacher comes knocking on my door, I always vitamin. Widen: When I took the left turn, my friend asked me widen you take the right one instead. . Batman Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 7/19/2008 1:19:34 PM   Nas, I like your style, too. But sorry, when you wrote: "Condom: The man I sold a watch to says it was no good. He said I condom." you were incorrect. We all know that the word 'condom' isn't in Danny's vocabulary! Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > moving things to russia
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