(BTW im Aussie and my spelling is top notch, dont know about the typing though!)
It seems you are the exception to the rule Gemini ... except that there should be a "'" in "can't" and "don't" and "I'm" etc. :)
We're just, this afternoon, back on our tropical island after a 5 day shopping (for supplies) expedition to the Mindanao mainland, should have been 4 days but the island ferry was knackered so had to spend an additional night in the nearest mainland city ... which turned out to be kinda nice, girlfriend and I actually got an unscheduled afternoon off (in a city), which we happily used to chill out and relax, from the stresses of jungle construction and, since, she has been gloating over her engagement ring and photographing it on her finger to upload to her facebook account etc.
We've returned to the island, this time, having purchased 276 liters (litres to English speaking folk) of paint, 200kg of tile adhesive, 60 chairs, 36 pillows and lots of bits and pieces of lesser items.
GD,, you should stay on the forum for a while!! For years now,,, danny42 has been the only spokesmen for Australia,,, and we need to learn the difference between a Duntstralian and a normal Australian!!!
Do you really want danny to be the poster boy for Australia????
BTW, Martin Smartshit,,,,, dungy377 and about 10 other profiles are danny42!
T'was a Mother Focker centered not so far from this island, we've survived but have been without electricity since the quake hit:
A massive 7.9 magnitude Philippines earthquake struck off the east coast. The quake today Friday, August 31, 2012 erupted shortly before 9 PM local time. The quake was one of the strongest to strike the region in recent memory.
USGS indicates to news that the quake delivered a nominal depth. The quake was centered only twenty minutes below sea level. As a result, the quake could be felt across the region.
USGS indicates to news that the quake registered a 7.9 magnitude. But that preliminary magnitude is expected to be updated within the next fifteen minutes, officials tell news.
The quake was centered only ninety-one miles east of Guiuan, Samar. The quake was roughly one hundred thirty miles northeast of Surigao, Mindanao. The quake could also be felt in the east, roughly one hundred forty miles from Tacloban, Leyte. And USGS indicates to news that the quake was approximately five hundred miles southeast of Manila. The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s National Weather Service reports that no tsunami warning, watch or advisory is in place currently.
Nope, sorry to disappoint, girlfriend, indeed fiancee, and I aren't married so, unlike another, I cannot imagine that her family are my family ... besides that her family are nowhere near to us, they are located in Cebu City and the broomsticks they ride won't make it this far :)
But this was an earthquake in the Pacific yet my family are in Europe so I'm still trying to figure out how it may cause my family to die.
Then the Dyslexic Dildo has an obvious attitude against Asian women and, obviously, can't shut the phuck up about ladyboys, as if all women is Asia aren't actually women but ladyboys.
I can only presume that he's previously tried dating an Asian woman, or what he thought to be a woman, and he suffered a bad experience.
There are a lot of very beautiful women here and with many of them available and it's quite amusing when the ladies start chatting the men (me) up, they come out and say what they mean, they're not shy, best to go for what they refer to as a "simple girl" which interprets to her being "low maintenance".
We needed to let the latest foreman and a mason go on Saturday, and the painter walked with them, they seemed to think that I've never picked up a paintbrush, a trowel, a hammer in my life and they can dupe me that it takes a month to tile a 3sqm shower room blah blah blah :)
As ill as I am at the moment, with influenza, girlfriend was already managing on site this morning when I arrived, I picked up two buckets of paint, rollers, brushes and trays and I walked in to one room and put the first topcoat on a bathroom and bedroom walls.
Then I called out to the labourers, these are supposed to be the thickshits compared to the tradesmen that take ages to do anything, by lunchtime two labourers were enthusiastically painting the rooms and even girlfriend came to me enthusically asking if she could get painting also ... she's currently in the shower washing off the paint :)
The simpletons here are fine, it's the supposed tradesmen that try to scam inflated prices for shoddy work, these simpleton labourers love it because I've showed them how to paint and they're getting on with it ... In the furure when a prospective employer asks of them if they know how to paint they can proudly answer "YES".
Bearing in mind that "ph" sounds like "f" the phucking idiot has just written a country that sounds like "Fillifines" :)
Come on Andy Colvin, get your act together, guess too many late nights guessing which of your prostitutes you're going to shag next, why does andy colvin think we are interested in this load of shite?