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ragingbull

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	Send: 10/11/2014 1:15:54 PM

I see. When your daughters will marry aboriginals, we will have aboriginal dunts.

ragingbull

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	Send: 10/11/2014 1:25:48 PM

That you don't have a problem with it is a lie. You see black in everything other than white. When your sons marry aboriginal wives and your daughters marry aboriginal husbands, there will be nothing you can do about it.

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 10/12/2014 12:34:10 AM

Looks like danny/poopy/DUNT is having a hard time keeping his stories straight?! If danny is speaking, typing, stomping his foot on the ground, or writing in the dirt with his tail,,,,, it’s a lie! Poppy: Send: 10/10/2014 9:03:09 PM Report to Moderator “no son of mine will play netball ...will leave that for lonelyrangers boys ...see homos play netball ...oh that's right homos don't have kids ... “ poppy Member send PM block PM add to buddies Send: 10/11/2014 11:26:33 AM Report to Moderator raginbull “if I played netball which I wont I would be more then happy to play against a team of aboriginals or even aboriginal ladyboys I don't have a problem with it . “ poppy Member send PM block PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2014 9:34:37 AM Report to Moderator “no idea about aussie rules I don't follow a game where the players pat each other on the arse …””” im more into netball “””””

MartinPC

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	Send: 10/12/2014 2:48:58 AM

His kids will be OK with Australia's national hero: http://www.abc.net.au/news/image/5561980-3x4-340x453.jpg

poppy

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	Send: 10/12/2014 7:07:58 AM

watching netball is a lot different to playing netball .......homoranger I could say ...another swing and miss .... but that would be gay

poppy

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	Send: 10/12/2014 7:32:43 AM

im into motor sport ...... homoranger does that mean I drive a super car ? you are a pathetic person trying to grab any little thing about me you can . im sitting here with a gorgeous and I mean gorgeous little baby girl on my lap just home for the very first night with my son next to me playing with his toy holden super car. my fantastic gorgeous wife cooking some dinner that smell great ...wow life is so grand .....now go about wasting your time searching for info about me and soothing your homo desires....what ever tickles your fancy and entertains you.... people should be happy. ok better go ... dinner is ready ...smells great

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 10/12/2014 9:37:32 PM

Danny,,,, what makes you think, that I even need to spend a minute to spot your lies??? Someone restarted an older thread that contained your line about being into net ball,,,, and I remember your BS of late. You just lied again!! “watching netball is a lot different to playing netball” “I don't follow a game where the players pat each other on the arse” “no son of mine will play netball ...will leave that for lonelyrangers boys ...see homos play netball “ It only takes a few moments!! Well.. My supper will be ready soon! Sunday night football is on TV (a MAN’S game) and a 3 cheese sausage and pepperoni pizza is in the oven. Life is good here too! Bye Bye Dunty!

MartinPC

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	Send: 10/12/2014 9:52:18 PM

Frozen pizza's ... Life must be really good :)

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 10/12/2014 10:39:33 PM

More lies from the Dunt! It only took a minute! poppy Member send PM send PM block PM send PM add to buddies Send: 8/7/2014 9:45:16 AM ""I hate putin ""I followed pussy riot I thought how cool they where but then when you rally learn about them they are just disrespectful sluts . and yeah churches are just walls but some people it means everything" poppy Member send PM block PM add to buddies Send: 8/26/2014 8:59:22 PM """You cant help but to be proud of putin .""" The guy does an amazing job . I cant imagine tony abbot running a place like russia . Russia is just russia its full of problems it takes someone like putin to run this joint . Instead of crying about it just think how worse it could be if some loonatic took the job . A huge country with rich criminals and lots of poor angree people . What do people expect . Putin runs russia he will continue to run russia . Suck it up your opinion wont change anything . Why fill this forum with cut and paste news from google news that any person who wants to know can find. How many war posts are needed . Ukraine a waste of space that not to many people care for . What happens in ukraine shouldnt even make the news . Whats good in ukraine. Fish net stockings high heels and short skirts .still plenty of them in russia . " Just ask yourselves why Danny needs to change his stories so often???

poppy

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	Send: 10/13/2014 2:08:28 AM

Homoranger You are an absolute wanker . Yuk a frozen pizza shared with yourself is exactly what you deserve I really hope you never get the chance to hold your own new born child . The feeling is just unreal .homos like you should never know what its like. And should never eat a tbone steak with pepper and mushroom sauce . Martin . Rolf harris in my opinion should get a hell of alot worse then he did . The sad thing is he probably gets better food then frozen pizza and i bet he has better internet service then mc donalds wifi. Homo enjoy your microwave day old frozen pizza . You really need a feminine bloke that can cook

madusa

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	Send: 10/13/2014 10:31:21 AM

lonelyranger just Wondering are you a top or a bottom ?

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 10/13/2014 10:49:42 AM

Where did I ever say it was a frozen pizza?? They do make them fresh in delis too you know. I eat T-bone steaks all the time! Danny,,,, since you are not only just wrong,,,, but always 100% opposite,,, you calling me a homo could mean that I am the straightest guy on this forum,,,, if not the world!! That could be true,,, thank you! Try not to kill anyone today Dunt.

poppy

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	Send: 10/13/2014 11:31:22 AM

let me guess homoranger I BET YOU EAT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE AND FORK ! DID YOU GET EXTRA SAUSAGE WITH THAT ?

ragingbull

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	Send: 10/13/2014 1:07:10 PM

What's for dinner, Danny? Kangaroo steaks? Kangaroo burgers?

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	Send: 10/13/2014 2:56:39 PM

Moldovan pizza sucks, Home delivered soda cracker with ketchup, tasteless cheese and bologna.

ragingbull

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	Send: 10/13/2014 5:38:23 PM

Have you tried alligator barbecue, Danny? It is a new delicacy in Russia.

ragingbull

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	Send: 10/13/2014 6:20:11 PM

Oh, it's crocodile, not alligator. They come from the Philippines. Perhaps, you can get a deal from Martin, if he can buy it in bulk, Danny. He can send them to you frozen.

MartinPC

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	Send: 10/13/2014 8:15:22 PM

I'll admit it, you lot eat better than I do, this is my food selection here: Beef ... Forget it, not normally available on this island and when it is it ... well I'd rather eat my shoe. Lamb ... I'd murder for a roast lamb dinner right now, I haven't had opportunity to eat lamb in the three years that I've been here. Chicken ... Plenty of chickens but need to be careful where one buys from, Filipinos simply refuse to accept that one can't freeze then thaw then refreeze etc. etc. etc. etc. etc. such foodstuffs and regularly I need to dash to the loo after eating chicken on this island. Fish ... Yep plenty of that but only when the weather is OK and the fishermen might be sober enough to take to their boats ... but I've never been a great fish eater anyway. Pork ... Yep, we've got plenty of pork grown locally, we only had a roast pig party recently. Bread ... Need to make it oneself or come to a special arrangement with a baker, these Filipinos are addicted to sugar, sugar in sliced processed ham, sugar in sausages and indeed sugar in their bread ... it tastes disgusting. Frozen foods ... Yeah right, we don't even have a supermarket on the island. But hey, I'm beside white sand beaches on this tropical isle with wall to wall scantily clad girls ... Give me a frozen pizza in a suburban home of an evening anytime :)

lonelyranger1701

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	Send: 10/13/2014 9:29:00 PM

Poopy/danny/Dunt: “its fact that homo guys like you or closet gay we will call you . people like you are the ones that make a big deal out of ladyboys .... for normal people like me ... they are ok they don't bother me they are human and if one comes anywhere near me I treat them like a human ... ofcourse you wouldn't because your a homo yourself OBVIOUSLY . “ So,,,, people that make a big deal out of ladyboys and gays are closet gay??? Danny,, do you realize how many times in the last few days that you have called me a “homo”??? Homo is a derogatory term,,,, a slur! “”for normal people like me ... they are ok they don't bother me they are human”” If you were truly tolerant and accepting of gay people, you wouldn’t be using such slurs!! Plus,,, using such language is considered “Hate Speech” which is a “Hate Crime” and that is a felony!! Danny,,,, you would really like it in Federal prison!!!! Mary Lambert: I've got bipolar disorder My shits not in order I'm overweight I'm always late I've got too many things to say I rock mom jeans Cat earrings Extrapolate my feelings My family is dysfunctional But we have a good time killing each other

MartinPC

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	Send: 10/13/2014 9:46:09 PM

Ragingbull, Have you ever tasted kangaroo? I have, it tastes so bad the "kill" the taste by serving it with a stong sauce, mine was served with plum sauce. That was 25 years ago in Adelaide and I can still recall what a bad meal it was and for the next few beers afterwards it was like I was drinking plum flavoured beer. We've got crocs on this island, there's a swamp around 30km from here where the maniacs have released some, apparently, freshwater crocs in to it. It is said that freshwater crocs are safe ... yeah right :) And on the east coast of this island, in the mangroves, there are crocs, that's the Pacific Ocean ... as in "saltwater" :).

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