For those of us who prefer to keep our balls between our legs, not in a woman¡¦s purse, these are the correct definitions to Dax¡¦s choice of words that women use¡Kƒº))
FINE
This word means ¡¥all is well¡¦ in any dictionary. Treat it as such!!
If a woman uses it to denote a different intention on her part, she is the one lying and it is not your responsibility. DO NOT jump through this deceitful hoop¡KEVER!!
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed and says 5 minutes, leave alone after 5 minutes and 30 seconds.
I promise you next time she will be ready in 5 or you will be with a woman capable of managing her time and who is considerate enough to avoid wasting yours.
If you¡¦re watching the game, expect her to join you till the very end or at least not to interrupt you. If she does, leave for the nearest sports pub/bar and proceed to get shit face drunk and incapable of doing the chores she bugged you to do.
NOTHING
Again, this means ¡¥all is well¡¦, ¡¥no problem¡¦, ¡¥I¡¦m OK¡¦¡K.Treat it as such.
You¡¦re NOT supposed to have a crystal ball to figure out the many ways she is lying to you.
Her problem, not yours.
GO AHEAD or GO AHEAD, SEE IF I CARE or GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY
Unless you¡¦re dating Clint Eastwood, DO go ahead and do whatever it is you told her you¡¦ll do if she keeps refusing giving you the same quality, frequency and amount of sex she gave you in the past before you married her and started paying the bills¡Kspecially if it means humping her sexy younger sister or that hot former lover of yours that she hates so much.
LOUD SIGH
This another feeble female attempt to communicate with you in a different language that she knows so well you do not understand. ¡§I do not speak ¡¥Whale¡¦ language, woman¡Kspeak English or be off¡¨ should be the standard response.
THAT'S OKAY
Another opportunity for you to prove she is a lying treacherous creature, lol¡K
If she does something to punish you, you should make a gigantic scene of indignation for it when everything was OK, as per her own words.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you¡K.as she should, every damn time you do something worthy of it.
But NEVER let her be the judge of it, though. Remind your woman that every generous action on your part deserves some form of reciprocration and/or expressive gratitude (oral sexual favors are most welcome in most instances)
Dax, funny thing you¡¦d bring up these words, lol¡K
I have had very interesting discussions over these words with many western women who hoped, wanted or expected more than casual dating with me.
My advice to all men¡KRUN from any women from any part of the world who engages in the use of these words more than once a month, lol¡K.
They were actually sent to me by a female friend of mine, she found them to be amusing and applicable to her current situation. So, that’s another thing American women will do; make fun of you with their friends. But seriously, if you allow a woman to treat you like that, it is your choice because you can always get the hell out of that situation. I Muslim countries other methods of rule enforcement would be acceptable; unfortunately stoning and “honor killings” are not allowed in this country. I am just kidding about the last part...I don’t want the donkey to add this mail to his “evidence” against me.
Dax,
most muslim traditions regarding women are nearly as barbaric to my taste as the ones practiced by most western women in our societies....neither is right, both turn me off.
and that is my last not so humble opinion for the day ,gents...
be well, laugh often,
So you are saying becasue I don't see things your way I am "femminized?" Come on now.... I love your logic. Attack my manhood? Another person that just makes me shake my head in wonder.
I've also noticed another word that American women like to use a lot. "WHATEVER". I've come to realize that in their minds, this word actually means "I really don't care what you say, because you are a loser." I'm not sure if they realize how rude this word can be, but when I hear a woman using it often, I head in the opposite direction. LOL
Groon,
the only way for you to claim Man is attacking your manhood would be if he puts on a Lorena Bobbitt mask and starts chasing you with a kitchen knife....Until then, please kepp your feelings to yourself.
Being criticized for our opinions is the nature of the beast for every single man with one ounce of virility left...deal with it or get a sex change operation...
Sancho I wouldn't judge people so fast as you do, only if you're joking, but to my mind this joke is a rather rude one, don't you think so??
As far as I understood Toad, correct me if I'm wrong, he said that he didn't like Spanish women and he doesn't share your point of view...of course it's IMHO, mean the understanding of his words:)