To solve this great pizza debate,,, it WAS a fresh made deli pizza,,,, but the day after bringing it home, I didn’t feel like pizza, so I put it in the freezer.
DD, if it confuses you then you need to hold the fork in your left hand ... If you're not sure which hand is your left hand then it's the opposite hand to your right hand ... Aw, fuck it, eat it with your hands, the food would go cold by the time you've figured it out!
ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF RUSSIAN CLASS, ELEGANCE AND REFINEMENT
A 2009 post by Dan Roam, Author:
"Moscow, 1997. I was one of several speakers at a consumer electronics company-sponsored 'thank you' dinner in a magnificent restaurant. Several important executives had flown in from Tokyo for the evening.
Thirty seconds into my talk, the doors burst open and six balaklava-hooded and heavily armed OMON* troops moved into the room. They did not speak. Neither did I.
Four of them occupied the corners of the room while two headed directly for a table on the far side, AK-47s drawn. They grabbed a man at table, stood him up, and marched him out of the dining room. All quiet, the remaining four sidled out.
I finished my talk. The Tokyo executives never returned to Moscow."
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*OMON are police, but are clothed and equipped like military, including armored personnel carriers. Unlike Russia's regular military which is intended to attack, terrorize and destroy other military units, OMON is intended to attack, terrorize and destroy Russian civilians.