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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > I AM REDEEMED! Author Post tony1234 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 5:55:27 PM   Tim, Don't forget pressed.... oh wait, I guess that's what you would have done BEFORE you washed and cleaned them...... TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:02:44 PM   Spot on mate ;o))) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:04:38 PM   Wouldnt need to fix what wasnt broken :o))) Though Im no good with a needle and thread, so you will have to repair the virgins yoursef ;o)) "Why wasnt Jesus born in the UK ?" "Because they couldnt find a virgin and 3 wise men" :o))) Jeff M Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:04:39 PM   Hey Tim, regarding your post about helping out with cost of emailing, how do I do this (to help defray the cost to them?) tony1234 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:07:32 PM   Dream to share.... Now I'm not the type that goes on and shares dreams with the electronic community, but last night I had the strangest dream... and I can only remember how it started. I was on a 'love tour' (sounds like something done in Thailand) and walking into a Ballroom, that looked as though they expected a Czar to enter, and I saw a treasure trove of women. I was the only man (Which is what gave the dream away to me). Unfortunately the only women there were the ones I sent letters to. They all recognizzed me, then they recognized that everyone else recognized me..... that's all. Either I was skewed with salad forks or I died the world's happiest man.. Dunno. But damn, this stuff can really work on you head.... TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:10:16 PM   Have answered you on the other thread mate :o)) and Jeff, are you following me cus I am not sure Im comfortable with being stalked ;o)) Jeff M Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:10:50 PM   Lol, no, just wanted to make sure you know I was just kidding before :-)) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/4/2004 6:29:00 PM   Im far thicker skinned than you think I am Jeff, now "Take off you hoser" :oP GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/5/2004 11:19:54 AM   Tim H., To clarify any doubts you may have about Jesus' origins, here is the truth: Jesus was a black woman from California...!! Jesus wore sandals and long hair. Jesus started a new religion. Jesus was known for calling everyone 'brother'. Jesus was persecuted by the authorities. And finaly.... Jesus had to come back from the dead to finish the chores her male apostoles couldn't do out of laziness and incompetence. I hope this dispels any Jesus confusions...:) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/5/2004 1:43:20 PM   Indeed it does :o)) TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/5/2004 1:43:42 PM   So basically Jesus was a hip chick :o) Works for me :o) jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 6:27:11 PM   Okay - this was JeffM's post. Haven't heard from him in days, though he used to be here all the time. Trying to follow his stories. Need the next chapter. What have you guys done with him? Jeff M Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 6:52:45 PM   They killed me off!!! jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 6:56:27 PM   Well its good to see you got better anyway. (For Tims benefit: Name That Movie:) "She turned me into a NEWT!!!" (long pause) "Well I got better..." jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 6:57:46 PM   Nice to see you back JeffM. So what's been happening? TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 6:59:55 PM   Who said that ??? OHH My God !! Its Jeff`s Ghost !!! This place is haunted !!! jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 7:04:50 PM   The movie Tim (I'll give you a hint - Its British). From what movie comes the following: "She turned me into a NEWT!!!" (long pause) "Well I got better..." TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 7:27:19 PM   LMAO "You lucky Lucky Bastard !!! They only hung me the right way up last week !!!" Thats from its eaqually good big brother movie :o)) "And if she weighs the same as a duck ?" "She, err shes ..." "Go On !!" "Shes a witch ?" "Yeeeeeesss shes a witch" *Scales creak to perfect balance* "I do declare that she is a witch !!" "Burn her !! Burn her !!!" "OK :o// Its a fair cop !!" TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/6/2004 7:29:51 PM   And the bestest one of all' John Cleese/ Roman centurian/"The life of Brian:- "You're F*ckin nicked me old beauty !!" ---------------------- Fweee Bwian !!! Jeff M Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 4/8/2004 5:20:14 PM   Just go up a few posts and you will see why I am not back.....later Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > I AM REDEEMED!
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