I love the witnesses,and anybody else who dares be confused by my religious suffering. I will never send away the person who brings the good word,whatever it is. Oh,they always come back after I send them away with questions like---what was the mark God gave Cain to distinguish him? In the book of Genesis,what was referred to by the statement "Let US make man in our own image?" Or, in the book of Acts there is the story about a man who was exorcised. Were the demons first bound down,then loosened away from the man,or were the demons loosened away from the man,then bound to keep them from finding another host? They blubber a lot then go consult a priest before coming back,and I really relish the wordplay that evolves from it.
Okay TeeDee,you are having a Brain Melt. Poor fella. All that information wriggling around in your mind like 20 billion larvae with nowhere to go. You are going to pop,and a revelation of immeasurable,cosmic importance is going to blow out like the exhaust side of a jet engine. I hope it is not some kind of funky mathematical equation,but the key to perpetual motion,or a portal through time you have discovered.
Look what you did Toad. My thread hangs by a thread. Now religion has reared its religious head. All over FSU women who are hoping that an intelligent man from the west will come and marry them are swilling communal wine and bashing a crucifix against the side of their heads.
Look they say what a bunch of pillocks they are saying.
Izi tries to encourage the spreading of information and they degenerate into religion bashers. He is the only worthy one we must go to him.
Bugger it I talked myself into it. Ok everybody continue talking about religion. I have this covered I'll take care of the women you guys pick on the Jehovah Perjurors.
Now where the hell did I put that tub of vegemite. It is disgusting stuff but those nipples stick out like bullets........
Talk amongst yourselves I'm busy.
Elena, Ludmila, Svetlana heel girls heel. :))
My chung has never been so wanged.
Ahhh the thought of a shapely leg in fishnet stockings and very high heels. Little tiny microskirt and and just a hint of stocking top.
Stop that's enough.
People I was normal when I came to this forum. Now look at me. A certain responsibility rests on the shoulders of each and every one of you. Remember the things you write here affect young and pliable minds look at me for example. I have been damaged. My innocence has been corrupted. Never again will I be able to look at a women from Russia without immediately picturing me rubbing her throbbing body with honey and licking it off.
See?
There I go again.
Oh the shame.
Now I am in a fix.
I have at least 5 women I am dealing with. I let one go this morning. In the nicest possible way. Another one is undoubtedly going to walk away from me when I tell her I don't want a biological child. That leaves 4. One is an absolute 12 out of 10 knockout. Gorgeous, a psychologist with a 21 year old daughter. I have a bad feeling about this one. Perhaps I am too cautious but I definitely feel that the ones that are the best looking are really not ususally the best bet. Anyway people look different in real life. Marina was not the best looking out of all the profile pictures when I picked her. Turned out later that she was incredibly beautiful. This stuff can be deceptive.
So that brings me like as not to 3.
Now it is getting tough.
Only today I got a sweet letter from a woman called Svetlana. She fits my laundry list but her English isn't that good (not that this is a show stopper) and she is 16 years my junior. That bothers me.
That leaves 2 other women.
Milla 37, attractive, intelligent. Has a daughter and her English is admitted to be poor.
That leaves last but distinctly not least Elena. She is in Moscow and even by her own admission totally not like the typical arrogant Moscovite. Very good English, she has a 10 year old son. Has permission from the father in writing already to leave the country. Probably needs renewing. He is keen to get rid of any responsibilty so losing the boy is right up his street. He would be totally willing to sign again. She speaks excellent English. Makes good money doesn't need a cent from me. Very educated, she is a doctor and works now in importation of drugs from western Europe and America. For a chain of Antekas in Moscow. The boy sounds like a delight. She has wrestled with the pros and cons of leaving for 3 years and has put all of her doubts to bed. Her ducks are in a distinct row.
Turns out she is not writing to anyone else and knew immediately that it was me on the phone. She has zero problems with me writing to other women. Understands completely.
Family is her mother and that was very easily resolved to her delight. Mum wants daughter to be happy and is at peace with her daughter and grandson leaving. Would prefer me to live in Moscow but realizes it is a ridiculous concept.
It just goes on and on.
Have you noticed that I did not mention her physical appearence? Once again she is not the prettiest, the psychologist is. She is frigging gorgeous and 2 years older. No I am interested for other reasons.
Elena is very atractive but as I have said not the best. I couldn't care less. This woman has a vision and is very easy to talk to. I never felt that comfortable talking with Marina. She always had this edge. Not this woman. She is sweet and very easy to converse with. We discussed practical matters at length and she was not offended at all. I can see that romance and the relationship stuff is there and her priorities regarding working and school and everything else are neatly in place. At the same time there is no hint of calculation. The vision on both sides matches. She was as stunned as I was. This is a rare situation.
She is my number one choice right now. But if I decide to pursue this it is going to be awfully hard to tell these other women that I have decided to be with someone else. They are all wonderful. This is the exact reason why I started this thread. It is a nice but unenviable position to be in.
How do you straighten this one out? I have created a monster.:)))
I would suggest a nice warm bath, a sharp blade, and some soothing music. Open the arteries in your wrist and relax...but not before you send me Elena's contact info :-))).