Nah, your missing the best part of Holy Grail... the coconuts because they couldn't afford horses.
Uhh, I think we better be off now.
- No, no, not before the spanking!
The wot?
- First you must spank me.
- then me
- and me
- ...and then, the oral sex!
Last thing he said was "They killed me off!!!" or something like that, also a reference to that remark in a subsiquent post then havnt seen or heard from him since !!