Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...and by the staggering and ever increasing amount of butt ugly dudes happily married or engaged to so many adorable women from all over the world it is obvious women see beauty in men far differently than we, mere simple minded men see them.
Beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder and after an email I received today from Elena I have made my decision. I am going to just talk to her. She is definitely not the most attractive but there are so many other shining qualities that I don't know here to begin to start to describe them. Marina was far more beautiful but look what happened there. This is like a breath of fresh air and I wonder what the hell I was doing for the previous 7 months. We live we learn.
So with caution and nervousness I start again. Up the ladder and look out for the bloody snake.
I am happy that you have such a good new prospect Izi. You know,one thing that has really impressed me about this forum is that the farther we go in our search,the more we discover and search for in ourselves. I have been so unhappy in a relationship where my eyes seemed to take control of my sensibility. I feel like Job ( I think it was ) now in hindsight -Pluck out my eyes that I do not see ( the skin- deep beauty of many unbeautiful women who inspire such lustful thoughts )also that I will not be led astray by the superficial hard on given me by a dangerous woman with a pretty face. Hopefully that snake will scare off the pigeons and crows!!
I am happy that you have such a good new prospect Izi. You know,one thing that has really impressed me about this forum is that the farther we go in our search,the more we discover and search for in ourselves. I have been so unhappy in a relationship where my eyes seemed to take control of my sensibility. I feel like Job ( I think it was ) now in hindsight -Pluck out my eyes that I do not see ( the skin- deep beauty of many unbeautiful women who inspire such lustful thoughts )also that I will not be led astray by the superficial hard on given me by a dangerous woman with a pretty face. Hopefully that snake will scare off the pigeons and crows!!
JMO
Ask any English person what is meant by that. It is a childrens game called snakes and ladders. A board of squares. A dice is thrown and you move that many places along the path. Whoever gets to the end first is the winner. The problem is that at various points along the way some squares have a ladder to another square and some have a snake doing the same thing. The ladder moves you forward, you climb up it to another row and this speed your chances of winning. The snakes are the opposite, if you land on a snake you slide down the body and go backwards.
So you see the whole process of trying to find a FSU woman is like a game of snakes and ladders.
And NO I will not explain the rules of cricket now. :))
Ask somebody else what a silly mid-on is. Or a googly, or being stumped, or a maiden over, or out for a duck, or being run out, or leg before wicket, or what a crease is etc etc etc.
Anybody up for a trip to Lords. The char is on me. :))) Meet you at St John's :))
Izzi,
I met a beautiful young attorney last night who was english. She said she was from Wilkshire . Is that your old stomping grounds? . Beautiful at 29 , long brunette , slender,and a killer ass . Intelligent but a smartass. She had all the qualities of a spoiled American woman. I almost asked her out. I did not know english babes were this hot . But after taliking to her for a while i could see plain as day she was a mind fuck and she knew she was hot. Oh well.
I'm definitely not going to ask anybody what a smiley hard-on is, neither yahoo, humped or a maid once-over. Out for a fuck, being run down and a wicked leg over I already know, ditto for sleaze etc etc.
Tri Rugby instead ;-)
JMO
It is actually Wilkeshire with an 'e'. I am from Kent. Bet she was from Swindon. Yes your perception is probably absolutely correct. Generally English women once the bloom has gone off (which is in the early twenties) are able to blind a man at 20 paces. If you have any respect for your corneas keep away from them. Likewise any woman that "tawks abaat 'avin'a bevvy wiv 'er mates" is not for me (this is usually done with fluffy slippers on and a fag hanging out of her north and south).
Mostly they are as sophisticated as a cow pat. The ones that are very attractive firmly are aware of it and it is best not to even try.
It isn't quite being spoiled it is basically knowing she is hot and milking it for all it is worth. They are in many ways worse than American women. Of course I would say that because I get attention from American women because of my accent etc. Sort of reverse. If you were in England you would attract attention with your accent.
I can assure you she isn't going to let you into her pants. You will need to look like Brad Pitt, have a million dollar bank account and be driving a Porsche. Stick with FSU.
Only today I got yet another letter from a lovely woman in Belarus that I am going to have to politely let go. She is wonderful, twice the woman that your English bint is but I have to do the right thing here. (bint = cockney, originally hindi, means byrd or maybe worse than that. Many words in England are Indian - blighty, bint, bungalow, char, bloke, walla etc etc. It is definitely another country :))
Izi,
Aren't you trying too fast, too furious to declare exclusivity to one woman after only a couple of weeks, a few maybe?
Do you have some kind of hidden brit body clock ticking, mate?
OK, you brit nutso...throw the god damn body clock out the freaking window and pace yourself.
DO NOT heed the advice of the hippie voices in your head telling you it's always better to burn than to fade away.
There is a happy, effective and hedonistic middle ground somewhere in there.
!!! I'm convinced.!!!!! NAS did acid in the 60's, even though he was a small boy.
Izi, you must slow down. You're being led by everything, but your brain. It's supposed to be a balancing act. Toad and Nas and I will get together and find you someone. It will be an arranged marriage.
Wait! Maybe this is a plot by Izi to look desperate and needy, just to get his hands on the black book of 400!?!
Everything is ok. I am going to continue I think writing to a lady from Gomel in adition to Moscow. It will be our little secret. :))
The 'brilliant' doctorate in NY pushed off last night after a heated IM exchange. Most of the others just don't answer their emails fast enough for my liking.
As for the clock thing yes you are right. I will be 50 in a couple of weeks, I am not geting any younger and I think I know what I am doing. I should do by now!! It will be ok. Got to see how this all plays out :))
Open the “400” book - lay izi's JT in the centre spine - and then slam the Fucken Book shut - then jump on it until all his testosterone has been squeezed out the end of his Little head !!!!