That's the problem. You think the only world that exist is yours. The rest are liars. In your world, the UK is in serious financial trouble and owe you a settlement.
Admit I'm wrong because you don't need a pony bottle for snuba? You don't dive deep enough to suffer effects of decompression or you would have to be trained like a scuba diver or the people you are supposedly boating with could be sued out their ass. A Pony bottle is used in Scuba in case you do run out of air, that you can slowly surface an not suffer effects of decompression (bends).
WTF are you talking about dani-queen? Your last three sentences make little to no sense at all?
I heard a rumor you talk botox injections in the anus, that's where you do most of your talking from.
Makes me wonder if English is your first language. Scuba diver, pilot, Pitts in the backyard, Pitts model plane you fly. I can imagine the junk in your yard. How many cars are up on blocks. We have a name for those people in the states. We call them Hillbillys and their command of the English language is the same as yours.