"...can now go forth and prosper ..."
-careful, so you don't go fifth
-prosper- as a sole trader?
Australia: somebody tried to get an entry visa, when asked about police record, he said he didn't know it was still required.
You cleared up some huge guesses on my part as well.
I thought they'd stand for:
LOL = Looney Oozing Lullebyes
LMAO = Leprachaun Muttering About O'nesty (Irish Spelling!)
IMHO = Improbably Mean Hollered Opinion
Then again, in some cases they do.
ID, in your part of the world I'd beware of some abbreviations containing the letter S. They do NOT refer to Soft, Sexy, Super, Slim or Stunning, although in a way they, apparently, do....
;-))