Gawdawful ST, I suggest you wash them much more frequent!
Maybe you're wearing those plastic diapers hmm? If so careful, they burn like sh*t, and yes, (as per accused elsewhere) I know aaaaalllll about it :)
My last Girlfriend gave me something the doctor told me you can never
get rid of. No matter how much you pick them they just keep comming back.
Do you want me to call and get the name of the disease?
While I have her on the phone do you mind if I invite her over for a three some?
A guy goes into a crowded bar and, looking for a place to sit, spots a stool next an attractive young woman. He climbs on, looks her over, and, when she smiles at him, asks, "Can I buy you a drink?"
"A MOTEL!?!" she replies at the top of her voice.
"No, no," says the guy blushing and aware of eyes turning toward him. "I asked if I could buy you a drink."
She replies, "NO, I WON'T GO TO A MOTEL WITH YOU!"
Followed by catcalls and snickers, the guy retreats to a dark booth in a distant corner of the bar.
A few minutes later the woman comes over. She says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a sociology student at the university here, and I wanted to observe the reaction of people here."
PLAYING THE RODEO GAME,With a women you just met and don't plan
on dating :)
Here is how the game is Played.
You put her on her hands and Knees then you start having sex with her.
Take your Left hand or the right depending on your better grip hand
Reach under her and grab her far side breast firm and tight.
Now Bend over and whisper this in her ear. Your the uglyest nasty ass chick I have ever had sex with.
And see if you can't stay on for 8 seconds.
Ride Hard and hope you don't get mule kicked in the face
You might wanna consider Hiring A rodeo clown if you plan on playing
this game.