Gonna up that with better news for any Aussies chicks, leave their man when the Americans sailors arrives on the land of the Down Under. After a good time, every one goes home happy and those kangaroos don't care because is normal is Australia.
Well i have tried on a few acasions and failed everytime . They are impossible to stay still and unlike sheep you cant get there legs to stay in the gum boots they cant balance like a sheep and there is nowhere to put the tail . if you think aussie chicks will fall to there knees for american sailors ... your dreaming .... but your welcome to the scanks in flip floppers .
Well i have tried on a few acasions and failed everytime . They are impossible to stay still and unlike sheep you cant get there legs to stay in the gum boots they cant balance like a sheep and there is nowhere to put the tail ."
That explains why you choose to seek away from the Australian Continent... Wait! ...Australia is actually a on island.... Anyway . You end up in Russia.
Several years ago danny41 or 42 and who is now poppy, admitted to the 4um that his penis was/is shrinking from old age. I had never heard of a guy’s dick shrinking with age,,, and as I am a couple years older than danny 41/42. Poopy and this happened several years ago,,, it sounded like a bunch of bunk.
Around that same time, Australia was hit with some kind of storm and flooding, dead animals were everywhere. I asked danny if he was humping the dead carcasses and caught some kind of tropical penis wilt?! Danny went full Dunt thinking I meant dead people, because he didn’t know the difference between a carcass and cadaver/corpse.
In Australia, the women don’t want the men and the men don’t want the women,,,, the men are left humping what ever they can catch!
In America,,, even the animals want to hump our chicks!!
Disgusting. You see how they turn? When they can't get a woman they turn. Sometimes to hookers. Sometimes to other men. I know a case of a guy who couldn't get a woman so he just decided to become a homosexual.
I've got bipolar disorder
My shits not in order
I'm overweight
I'm always late
I've got too many things to say
I rock mom jeans
Cat earrings
Extrapolate my feelings
My family is dysfunctional
But we have a good time killing each other
They tell us from the time were young
To hide the things that we don't like about ourselves
Inside ourselves
I know I'm not the only one who spent so long attempting to be someone else
Well I'm over it
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
So what
So what
So what
So what
I can't think straight
I'm so gay
Sometimes I cry
A whole day
I care a lot
Use an analog clock
And never know when to stop
And I'm passive agressive
I'm scared of the dark and the dentist
I love my butt, and won't shut up
And I never really grew up
They tell us from the time were young
To hide the things that we don't like about ourselves
Inside ourselves
I know I'm not the only one
Who spent so long attempting to be someone else
Well I'm over it
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
So what
So what
So what
So what
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
I don't care if the world knows what my secrets are, secrets are
So what
So what
so what
so what
So what
So what
"Well i have tried on a few acasions and failed everytime . They are impossible to stay still and unlike sheep you cant get there legs to stay in the gum boots they cant balance like a sheep and there is nowhere to put the tail ."
That explains why you choose to seek away from the Australian Continent... Wait! ...Australia is actually a on island.... Anyway . You end up in Russia."