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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > 5 things not to say during sex... Author Post Norwegian Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 8:59:48 AM   I know I should have posted this long before izi and Toad left.. LOL.. They could have needed this info... For the rest of you.. here is the list.. #1 Compared to all the women I've dated, you have the sexiest body.... #2 Why won't you do it? My ex used to... #3 Who's your daddy?? SAY MY NAME! #4 Is it in yet??? #5 You don't like sex or something?? :))) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 9:10:35 AM   Hmmmm. #6 You don't sweat much for a fat chick #7 Are you through, yet? #8 Wrong hole?! jmoluv Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 9:15:52 AM   #9 please do not talk with your mouth full Norwegian Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 9:30:04 AM   #10 Is that your husbands car???! Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 10:08:52 AM   #11 My friends bet me I couldn't bed you. scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 11:17:28 AM   #12 On second thought, let's turn off the lights. #13 What's that smell? #14 My aunt died on this bed. #15 Oh momma, momma! (or Oh, daddy, daddy!) #16 That's just a cold sore and lastly #18 Scream and I'll kill you! Ditto Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 12:16:16 PM   What happened to #17? Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 12:34:40 PM   #11 Gosh, this almost beats wanking #12 So by the way, you're a lot better than my secretary #13 PLEASE don't play dead will you? Thunderdome Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 12:39:42 PM   #17 (for Ditto :) Yeah, let's be noisy and wake up the neighbours! Let me go to turn up the volume... spirittraveller Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 1:23:38 PM   Just relax your head and let me do all the work. Do you mind if I turn on the game? I thought you were awake ! I have to take a dump. It will only hurt for a moment. Was it this good with my buddy? No--it`s not you,I have a headache. Brush your teeth before you kiss me. I thought you said you were tight! Okay-how much is this gonna set me back dollarwise? Sandman Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 1:57:11 PM   #18 Could you play dead #19 Your sister does that better #20 Your mom does that better too! danny3777 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 7:09:05 PM   How about 'shut the fuck up'? Norwegian Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/8/2005 7:37:22 PM   #21 Got any penicillin?? #22 I think you have it on backwards... #23 Did I mention the videocamera? #24 Please hurry up! This room rents by the hour! #25 Are you sure??? I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs... Jdbenjamin66 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/9/2005 4:03:06 AM   ok from a southern guy #25 hey sis shhh dont wake maw ! #26 man this reminds me of the time in the sheep pen ! #27 (thinking out loud) Man that heifer I had on the stump last night was better Norwegian Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/14/2005 9:01:34 AM   #28 Does all the potholes in Ekaterinburg main streets bother you??? GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 3/14/2005 9:06:36 AM   #1258...are we there yet? American32 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 4:03:30 AM   29 OR 31 Oh oh oh here I cum Lisa (wtf did you just call me my names Tami. Honey I think you just farted on my Tongue. Read that American32. American32 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 4:06:16 AM   See I can be sick also. Aint I funny :) ONEKINDMAN Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 4:12:50 AM   No your not funny. Ask a question dude and stop pissing people off. 1. are you here for a reason? 2. the fart on the tongue thing that is kind of funny, but dude oh many people you want to piss off in here ? Aint I funny. Now read that onekindman :) your a joke 32. spirittraveller Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 6/12/2005 5:54:22 AM   I think lighting a fart is funnier. The blue flamed thunderclap. The ballooning of the underpants. The smell of burnt hair. The womanish scream of a man trying to fan out the flames..... Your Reply: Your name:   New Registration Password:   Forgot password?   refresh Code:   Russian brides > Main Forum > 5 things not to say during sex...
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