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	Create New Topic   My Posts   My forum buddies   Invite friends   Private messages Russian brides > Main Forum > American Humor Author Post nasfan6 Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/16/2004 1:26:41 AM   Both true stories. This morning I get up and head out to the bank to take care of some business. I run into a young lady, a co-worker who has been trying to set me up with her mom. She tells me she told her mom about me and I asked what did her mom say? She said she would keep me in mind. Now after 25 years of industrial sales, the mentality took over. I told Stacey I didn't know if I wanted her mom's number to ask her out for a date or for a follow up sales call. I gave Stacey my home number to give to her mom and when she called to ask for Blue Boy, because I would be holding my breath. American women, geeesh. After that I get home and look in my mailbox and find an erotic gift especially for Lizzy Hardon with my address on it. It was sent to me by a special friend Heywood Jablowme. You don't even want to know what was in it. I have some demented friends and there will be hell to pay come Monday. Some of my friends have more money than brains and too much time on their hands or in there hands. Later all TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/16/2004 10:57:08 AM   Has anyone met Hue Janus yet ? He is a giggle too :o)) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/16/2004 11:51:53 AM   Or his cousin, Hue Jass? TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/16/2004 12:32:45 PM   LOL Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 3:06:04 AM   Another true story, I had to fill in a spot for a missing bowler in cousin's bowling league. I almost spit my beer all over my opponent when he introduced himself. His name---- Dick Lipps !!! scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 9:24:27 AM   Though it does not bring the same immediate images (or at least a desire to REPRESS such images), I once worked with a man who's last name was "batman". I'm sure he was likely asked about this on a daily basis, so I never brought up myself. GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 10:06:40 AM   For some strange, but nevertheless morbid reason, some spanish speaking men in California have chosen to change their names to Aquiles Meo De La Torre (English: Here I pee on you from the tower) jetmba. Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 10:24:35 AM   Don't know if this pushes the bounds of good taste but I it is quite strange. In Moldova they speak Moldovan (Romanian) and Russian. And their menus are also written in the two languages. One write above the other. On one page the heading was: "Suc Cok" Which cracked me up. My girl didn't get it at all. Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 10:38:53 AM   I wouldn't want to eat at that place!LOL GLTALLTOAD Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 10:50:32 AM   Jet, Was it a sausage restaurant? Dale E Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 10:55:26 AM   No, It was a CreamyWhip. scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 11:00:16 AM   Sounds like it might have been a Chinese restaurant. AKA, "Cream of Sum Yung Gai", etc. I think I devolved this discussion enough, so I will leave it to others to find OTHER menu items. TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 1:28:46 PM   Never eat at a chinese doughnut shop !! They have very odd ways of making the holes !! scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 1:36:09 PM   Okay, can't help myself. How can you tell the most popular man the at the nudist colony? He's the one that can carry twelve donuts and two cups of hot coffee. Who's the most popular woman at the nudist colony? The only that can eat the twelfth donut! TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 1:58:25 PM   Confucius he say "Man who make love on side of hill, not on level! !! ;o)) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 2:02:05 PM   Confucius say: Man who smoke while on toilet, high on pot! TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 2:24:19 PM   Confucius he say: "Man who has hole in pocket, feel cocky all day" ;o)) scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 2:42:35 PM   "Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok." TimH Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 4:12:39 PM   Confucius say: "Never eat yellow snow !!" scottlf Member send PM   block PM add to buddies Send: 5/17/2004 5:51:26 PM   Don't you mean Frank Zappa? Russian brides > Main Forum > American Humor
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